Half-liff 24


my story of what valve are doing

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So it was a cold October night when I was replaying the half-life 2 trilogy (I played half-life 1 earlier that month) so I was ending episode 2 when the ending happened but I wanted more I had already played L4D 1 and 2 as well as portal 1 and 2 but I wanted more how reckless I was this is the story of what follows...
day 1
I have sent Gabe the death threat on half-life 3 but no reply I just hope my steam account is not shut down (lucky I dident use my real name) but I will follow through with the threat if needed...
day 2
I have gone to extreme measures I have hired about 4 hackers to hack valve hopefully we will get something worth while
day 3
nothing of use just some boring business plans for steam, since then I have started to question my mental health I have heard Vortegrungts and Alyx while doing anything I have even thought about what Gorden Freeman sounds like...
day 4
Aparently I have begun to sound like G-man and I have had the strange yearning to not go outside
day 5
I have stocked up on food for me and my cat and dog enough too last for months at least
day 37
sorry about forgetting to update not to say I have been sleeping, not to say I am not deservant of a rest
month 9
I have had the yearning to eat my pets food it tastes gelatonus...
my skin has been turning brown and my eyes have been turning red though my irus and pupuls are turning yellow
month 27
I have not had to eat for the past two months not even drink anything but my fingers have begun to merge and so have my tows I have also begun to shrink, my skin is becoming wrinkeled
month 39
my hands have started to spurt somekind of green electricity and more voices are in my head they say it is the vorti-mind and that it welcomes me to the species...
year 9005
the urge to go outside has become overwhelming I will do it now
year 9005 day 2
everyone now looks like me they call them selves the vortigrunts and that they welcome me
year 100000-XX
valve has released half-life 24 to day it has a tri-yearly release schedule and they are better than ever, who would have ever thought valve made special controllers for our species back in 2015
epilog
humans have come back again though they can't remember us and we have had to become hostile it was beacause of one human called Gorden Freeman who caused a resenacnce cascade, who would of thought some one named there child after a game character
epilog part 2
there has been an invasion oficials say we can't win and it will be over in 7 hours
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